Percy Jackson And The Greek Gods (Paperback)

INTRODUCTION

I HOPE I'M GETTING EXTRA CREDIT FOR THIS. A publisher in New York asked me to write down what I know about the Greek gods, and I was like, 'Can we do this anonymously? Because I don't need the Olympians mad at me again?
But if it helps you to know your Greek gods, and survive an encounter with them if they ever show up in your face, then I guess writing all this down will be my good deed for the week. If you don't know me, my name is Percy Jackson. I'm a modern-day demigod half-god, half-mortal son of Poseidon - but I'm not going to say much about myself. My story has already been written down in some books that are total fiction (wink, wink) and I am just a character from the story (cough yeah, right - cough).
Just go easy on me while I'm telling you about the gods, all right? There's like forty bajillion different versions of the myths, so don't be all Well, I heard it a different way, so you're WRONG!